Hola Member, es Miguel! Long time pass since you get course update. Been so busy with take care of madre’ in law but she gone now so can focus better.
Hole Uno
We take away blue tee to make parking spot for cripple people but es OK, nobody play that tee anyway.
Hole Dos
Best news! Chemical spill in pond next to green make water es nice and blue. Remind me of Masters except for dead fish.
Hole Tres
Ball washer covered in vine and now robin family build nest so please, no use until hatch. Bad luck if disturb egg.
Hole Cuatro
Es perfect except for bridge over creek. We keep open for golfer but Miguel too nervous to cross.
Hole Cinco
Not bad except for need more dirt in bonker. Have some leftover from hole for madre’ in-law grave behind cart barn
Hole Seis
Grocery cart still stuck in mud. We leave for now.
Hole Siete
Fairway es perfecto thanks to many goose caca. I say no hunting next winter so have more goose but (sigh) I not the boss.
Hole Ocho
Haha we try to sod dead spots last fall but didn’t work.
Hole Nueve
Es in best shape. Only thing I wish to change is the mud.
Hole Diez
Finally stand Porta-Juan next to tee box upright. It look better now.
Hole Once
Temporary green for the temporary green back open. Enjoy!
Hole Doce
Es too much shade on green to grow grass so use carpet from senor Brubaker’s camper. Color not match but es ok.
Hole Trece
Es still mud from big snow pile in winter. It smell funny but not sure why. We wait and see.
Hole Catorce
Senor Bevens repaint sign facing highway from “Trump 2020” to “Trump 2024”
Hole Quince
Sewer line still not fixed. lots of standing water on tee box. Not smart to smoke here.
Hole Dieciseis
Miguel have new surprise for golfers next month. Hopefully not afraid of height!
Hole Diecisiete
Add tee box for “They/Their/Them” in front of lady tees. Boss say it help with lawsuit.
Hole Dieciocho
We put flip phone on railroad tie by white tee so member can pre-order from Bottoms Up.
OK? Happy Spring! Miguel
