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Hey guyssss
Ana back again with another mailbag. Well, the season is finally slowing down at the club and I could not be happier. Ya, it means I won’t be making as much money, but my new beau Doug has assured me he will be paying my rent as soon as his divorce is finalized. God is good!
I missed you guys! The inbox was overflowing with regular guys seeking my advice. It’s so flattering. Let’s see what you guys had to say this week…
Ana,
My fiancee is planning her bachelorette party. I’m a little worried because her friends can get pretty wild. I trust her completely, but as a guy, I’m still concerned that her friends bad moral compass will rub off on her before we enter the holy bond of marriage. She has assured me there won’t be any funny business. What actually goes on during a garden variety bachelorette party?
Mike T. - Chicago, IL
Mike, you have nothing to worry about! Your lady loves you, that’s all that matters. I toooootally get what you’re saying about her friends being wild, because I’m kind of one of those friends lol. I am the first to order shots and the last to remember to send a “Having so much fun! Miss you (kissy face emoji)” text to the anxious boyfriend back home. We just get so caught up in the party vibe that time flies by!
As for what happens on a bachelorette party, it depends. I’ve been on a couple that are just super relaxing spa weekends in Palm Springs where we’re all in bed by 11 p.m. after spending all day by the pool. I’ve also been on several 48-hour Vegas benders where we are a drunken hurricane of hair, spilled beer and splotchy makeup followed by the entire wedding party popping Plan B pills like Tic-Tacs the next morning. The last one is more likely, if I’m being honest.
Here’s the truth, honey. This is her last weekend as a free woman and it is her right to do whatever she wants. Also, she probably won’t even be in the same area code as you are so anything she does can’t technically be considered cheating. So don’t worry if you see a guy in a bear costume dancing in the background of her third best friend’s Instagram story. It’s all good. She’ll be on the altar on the wedding day and all yours after that. That’s all that matters, right? Lol. Best wishes to you and your bride!
Ms. Adams,
The cart girl at our club is super hot. I'm not sure why, but every time she pulls up I get really nervous and want to hit a good shot in order to impress her. My question is, are you more attracted to the better players at your club or does it matter?
Oh you are waaaay overthinking this Craig! I'm impressed by guys who are good at tipping, not golfing ;). To be completely honest, I'm too busy looking at my phone to pay attention to all of your silly golfing shots. There's only two types of guys I don't like: The ones who constantly flag me down and ask for ice only, and the ones who give me 'the look' when I stomp on the accelerator during their swing. Lighten up guys, it's just a game!!
Craig B. - Toledo, OH
Cart girl,
I keep getting ghosted after first dates. I’m a decent looking guy, have no problem getting dates, but I just can’t seem to keep anyone on the line after one or two dates. I always pay, I have good manners and am very respectful. What’s the deal? Why does this keep happening to me?
Terry L. - Houston, TX
Awww Terry. This makes me so sad. It’s hard getting ghosted, but you also have to realize it’s just part of the modern dating landscape. I’m sure plenty of your dates can see a future with you, but the prospect of settling down is just too terrifying to the modern woman. Yes, you paid for dinner and were probably so sweet, but the call of the wild is alluring. Slowly falling for a man throughout a steady courtship is truly special, but sometimes the thrill of a night on the town with your girls and waking up in a guy named Derrick’s bed on Sunday morning is honestly such an adrenaline rush compared to what we might be getting into with a potential relationship.
Also, maybe you’re being clingy. I don’t need you making sure I got home safe. You definitely saw my snap from the bar 30 minutes after you dropped me off. I’m an independent woman and I don’t need some guy babysitting me three hours after I just met him.
We all have our reasons for ghosting, but at the end of the day, we probably just aren’t interested. Yes, you were polite and paid, but honestly, sometimes it just isn’t there. Did we have chemistry? Am I attracted to you, physically? Were you funny, but not goofy? Did you drop subtle hints that you have a coke guy? It’s a delicate balance of seduction, respect and recreational drug use. Work on that balancing act and you might start seeing some success!
Okay, that’s it for this week. If you guys have any questions for me, email me at fore@clubproguy.com
Kisses,
Ana
