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Buen dia,
Golfing course look so beautiful with the orange and brown in tree. Now it happen by natural cause. Burr! Cold on way now. Soon be no more golfing game for you.
Numero Uno
Ernesto put espooky skeleton on bench by tee box. He laugh, but senor Bevin tell him it not real enough and won’t scare nobody. He said he know where to find real skeleton.
Numero Dos
Sewer pipe explode. Smell so bad. Pour bleach everywhere. Grass will be dead soon so no problem.
Numero Tres
I put pumpkin next to tee box for a happy halloween. Player seem to like.
Numero Quatro
Already leaf falling from big tree. Spend whole afternoon with rake, but Ernesto keep jumping into pile.
Numero Cinco
More mushy. We take mulch from flower bed and cover. Resource.
Numero Seis
Grass growing again! But now mole tear up green and fairway. We gas it out. Hole closed now. Golfing players complain only 17 holes on course now but it so close 18 holes no?
Numero Siete
Bad smell coming from above grown pool next to fairway. Quizas more dead squirrel
Numero Ocho
Me gusta el ocho.
Numero Nueve
Senor Barnes fire at hot dog cook out do big damage. Grass all black still. We use green spray paint but it look worse.
Numero Diez
Need temporary green for the temporary green again. I talk to CPG.
Numero Once
Repair rail on steps for big hill. Put big sign on for warning. Says “NO!”
Numero Doce
Crow back, could be a spooky theme for halloween?
Numero Trece
Find old pool chair on this hole for no reason! Sell on facebook.
Numero Catorce
Fairway bonker full of leaf. We run mower over and mulch in.
Numero Quince
Port-of-the-potty fall over. Blue water and the smell everywhere. Spray paint and bleach again. Alejandro sleep there for 2 nights because his new girlfriend have too many kids
Numero Dieciseis
Hole placement bad. We have to dig up and do over. We mess up and do over again. Hope no one notice.
Numero Diecisiete
Lines on green from hydraulic leak so bad. So Alejandro do same leak in other direction to give checker pattern. Better no?
Numero Dieciocho
Como se dice “crabgrass.”
Gracias,
Miguel
